hey you! :)

I, Rabiatul Qifli Ismawi, want to announce all of you, the readers of this blog, that i have already finished my o level exams and am a new Super Junior fan! haha, apakan. loser aku ani eh! :p

and now, Rabiatul Ismawi is ready to entertain you and give everything she's got!

okay, let's see.

i just wanna tell you that umm, i already have the pictures of amalina shahfizah with her Sandara Park eye make up and am gonna upload it. and i have to admit it, it looks GORGEOUS on her! but that's just because she knows how to put on the false eyelashes. i mean, i would look just as gorgeous as she is, if i know how to put them on. hahaha, shit. in denial jua aku atu udah :p awuuu, lawa tah kau tu :| hmmft. hahaha :p

but the pictures are in her laptop and she's not staying here for to night, so i'll just upload it when she gets here. 

BUT, just to make it more fun, i want ten of you to say "TURTLES ARE GORGEOUS!" and if you're kind enough, you can add "like you" at the back of it :p GAHAHAHA! one message for each person. please dont lie, tuhan marah karang, thunderstorm, baru kau tau. i mean, it's not that hard! i just need the ten of you! AND OH, PLEASE DO INCLUDE YOUR NAME (your real name please)! THAAAANKS!  and if by next week, i only see less than 10 people, I WILL NOT, AND I REPEAT, WILL NOT, UPLOAD THEM! hehehe, i is fun. i is know :p so please, feel free to BOGAAAAY!

I'M SURE YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT! ;D

and oh, one more thing, I LOVE THIS SONG! ;)

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Sandara Park's eye make up :)

*oh wait, my father's birthday was supposed to be on the 20th. darn it!*

okay. it all started when Amalina Shahfizah went to sleep early and here i am, BORED!

so i checked out some cool videos on youtube, and i found this :)

so i stole my sister's make up and for your information, i dont usually wear make up. i only wear them when im bored or when i really need them to cover up some blemish. but it usually depends on my mood. if i dont feel like it, then i'd leave them blemish uncovered ;) hahaha.

so, here.

wait wait, haha.

(Amalina Shahfizah and her bantal busuk)

(hahahaha :DDD)

 

these pictures are for you, amalina shahfizah, for sleeping so damn early and for letting me feel like i dont have a life :p hahahaha.

heh, bidaaa. hey, jangan ucap bah! i mean, it looks great for a first-timer. it's just that, i have round eyes. nanti tah aku cuba arah Amalina Shahfizah ;) ah mal ah? 

(i think kan, hidung ku biut wah :| haha) 

hahahaha.

if you're a soprano singer, then im sure you look like this when you sing. macam Ning Baizura, hotz kaliah :p HAHAHA. macam Michael Jackson ada jua :p

tapi kan, i bet it'll look much more better with a pair of false eyelashes. sigh, nanti tah eh, kalau ku kawinnn. aku inda pandai pasang wah! :| 

aku pakai webcam wah, yatah gambarnya punya quality inda lawa :|

(but the cool thing is that you cant see any of my zits and i just wanna clarify that i didnt use any blusher or foundation or whatever there is in my sister's toilet. i was just using her old liquid eyeliner and her brown eyeshadow. and some mascara ( (; )

if you're an emo shit, that you can smudge it a bit and turn your smile upside down.

like this!

hahahaha, enjoy doing it! :p

it's harder that i thought it would be.

serious shit!

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HAPPY 54TH BIRTHDAY FATHER :)

(si sabin, si mama, si jimah, si babah)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FATHER! 

woaaah, so tua ah my dad. 54! and yet, all my friends thought he was my brother! he's old now, and i know he looks young but ia turun kan ketuhaannya arah ku! that's not fair you know! tapi inda papa lah. at least ia turun kan jerawat nya arah si kaka :p and my dad is not hairy like normal guys usually are. iatah hormones nya yang buat lelaki hairy, turun arah si jimah! hahahaha. but what i still dont get is si sabin. i think she's adopted or something. nada wah ia ada apapa dari si babah. or maybe she's more like mama. eh, inda tu eh. sah ni ia anak angkat! 

okay then, love you father! and you too mother!

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Have you watched it? have you? have you? huh? huh?

You know what's funny. i totally forgot i have a blog :|

which means, i now have a life :D FINALLY, after 15 years. but now im just bored.

(haha, i still cant believe im 15 :p)

(and people have started to guess that right :D)

(i mean, my age)

(they usually guessed it wrongly)

(like 18 or 17)

(the max that i've got was 21)

(it hurts, you know)

(sighh)

(i talk too much again)

(but that's what blogs are for, right?)

(no offense but i think people who have a blog, they dont have a life. but whatever. that was just my opinion)

OKAY OKAY, ENOUGH. MOVING ON.

i was gonna talk about some great and boring movies that i've just watched.

(haha, my o levels have already started. and here i am, writing this to you! heh. fyi, watching movies when you're gonna sit for your exams is not a bad idea. but

please, dont do this at home! i mean, if your parents are not around, then that's okay ;) okay im kidding, DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME, KIDS! DON'T! IF YOU ALREADY DID, THEN PREPARE TO BE DEAD)

but i guess i have to do a part two for this. that is, if im in the mood for it the next time im doing this which will be in 2 years time, maybe. haha, im kidding. but i just might cause ... i told you, i have a life to live now! :D heeeee

but too bad, im in the mood for telling you about ME now! yes me, you know you love me!

okay, let's start with this.

these last few days, i farted a lot (hey, i know it's disgusting. it's not like you've never farted before! haha) cause i ate a lot of yummy yummy durians. but then there .... wait wait, there it is again. hahaha (y)

what i was gonna say is that my fart doesn't smell. i really hope that it has a durian smell in it. baru best bau nya (y)

and i'm looking forward for my kaka to get married. aku mau baby!

but kaka cakap "eh, suruh mama lah."

"alahhh. karang aku inda jadi bongsu tia lagi. mana boleh cematu. bah, ka ah? :D"

"eh, antah kau eh. batah lagi ni ku kawin"

sigh. boring oh?

and oh, meet my newly born cousin!

AMALINA SHAHFIZAH :D

(shit, ayu cousin me ah! HAHAHA)

she's my new cousin. my uncle married her mom. and and and you know what, nanah cakap dorang romantic.

mama cakap "eh, dating masa kawin baru siok"

so im planning to date a nice guy but let him marry me first.

shit, karang perogol macam dalam newspaper ah, apa ku buat? :|

oh, whatever.

i just wanna be like them.

there's no harm in wanting to have a happy life, right?

SO OPRAH, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

DO YOUR MAGIC!

NOOOW!

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(those were supposed to be the magic glitters :p)

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Happy 16th birthday to the randomest girl i've ever known, Syazana Pisang!

i mean, belated :| HEH. sorry wah :| aku tahu batah.

tapinya kau tua. kalau kau tua, kau masih cool kah macam aku?

pasalnya kalau inda, kau mana boleh jadi kawan ku :|

BANAR!

nah, k. aku bagi kau lalat saja!

QERT

eh, ni cool. hahaha.

aku tau, aku tau! aku nyanyikan untuk kau lah saja :D

kau mau lagu apa?

NAAAAH :D

i made this with love!

atu, i'll try not to spoil your day yang kemarin kemarin by saying things like 'your #@&!*%$%'s hot!' ;)

iYyoooou veveh voo!

HAVE A BLAST.

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friends, oh i love them!

GOD KNOWS HOW DANGEROUS I AM.

GOD KNOWS HOW I AM FREE TO DO ANYTHING (HAHA, FREE TAIE PALAT)

GOD KNOWS HOW...

wait, before i forget.

i umm..

darn it, i forgot :|

people i loveee, safwah. nazirah. syazana pisang. ika. ika lagi sebuting. wan qatrunadandada. diyana, my bitch. majeedah. rasyidah. reddddah. maley. and some unimportant people (L)

okay, let's talk about safwah first. 

safwah's a nice bitch who loves to give more food to people which i love about her. she has big boobs and thin legs. which is so weird. like, imagine you have a big body with model-like legs. isn't that weird? well, i think it is. but that's what people like about her, because she has huge boobs (y) okay, let's just stop there before i get killed.

AND I LOVE HER! 

okay next is, nazirah.

Nazirah has a really nice voice. she's a pelarian. she can run people! fast as a ghost. eh, ghost can run kah? okay, whatever. she's nice. she's one of those poklens :p hahaha. but i still love her! she's a good poklen 0:) hahaha. don't kill me okay?

LOVE YOU!

next is syazana pisang.

the reason why i call her pisang is because, once upon a time, she prank-called someone and she was like singing "my name is syazana, it rhymes with banana" and then she hung up. get this straight, SHE'S EXTREMELY WEIRD! and she has turned from a nerd to a hottie. you know, like one of those movies. she belum berakal (y) hahaha, she has a one really hot (insert a word that only she and i know) ;) she gave me jelly beans as a present! and a weird bracelet. binibini ani random berabis!

AND I LOVE HER!

next is ika musa.

ika musa, a biawak. has curly hair. god, it would be really weird if a lizard has curly hair. a photocopy of her papa. they really look alike :| she's a smarty hottie. a friend who i can kill without being scolded (y) believe me, she was crazy until i left her with them dorks (i'm not sure who they are but THEY CHANGED HER INTO A WHOLE NEW PERSON) but she's still a bimbo :| she then becomes a nice girl which i still don't get why. but whatever lah,

I STILL LOVE HER ;)

next is ika ishak.

she can really crack me up. she's fun to be with. she's pretty. she's energetic. she's that girl who likes trees and animals :| especially reptiles. god, she is a weird child :| and oh, she's a pelarian also. she can run 1 kilometre non-stop. but then she has to like, hold the side of her tummy because you know, when you run really fast and the side of your tummy starts to get hurt, and you just have to stop running. but for her, NO STOPPING. she just holds it until the end of the race. shit? i know right. and the main reason why i like sitting beside her is, she gave me an answer for a question even though i didn't ask for one :|

sigh, i love her!

next is wan qatrunada.

wan, a girl who has a name which i really don't know how to spell :|

she looks so arabic :| well, she is "orang arab" but then yeaaah. haha. there are many people in brunei who have 'Wan' in their names, and believe me, all of them are her cousins :| it's pretty cool though. she's pretty. SHE'S REALLY FRIENDLY! one time, my sister, wan knows her through pictures in my facebook, and then wan saw her at the mall. she was like "Hai ziemahhh", but then ziemah didn't know her that time. hahah, si ziemah banggang (y) i like the fact that she's friendly ;)

AND I LOVE HER!

next is diyana.

diyana, the bitch. no, she's not some kind of a bitch, she's my bitch. she, who has a body that i really adore. i wish i have her body. a strange girl who screams as loud as she can if someone poked her. wait no, she screams before she's being poked. strange right? she has some kind of waves that comes out from her body that can detect someone's finger before she's being poked. maybe, jackie chan has it too. or maybe not.

hee, love her!

okay, i going to make this really brief cause i'm getting bored with it. 

majeedah.

a hard working girl who i can't really describe cause she and i don't get along these days. i don't know why. maybe because there's exam going on, and she can get really scary when it comes to exams :| she'll be all stressed out and get mad to all people around her. but nevermind that, i still love her!

rasyidah.

haha, a friend who i can get answers from. she's nice. extremely nice! a really smart girl. i love her!

redddah.

THIS GIRL IS NICE TOO! believe me, even though you slapped her, she'll still be nice as ever. hahaha, kan reddah? :p she's a good listener too. I LOOOOOVE HER!

maley.

hahaha, she's fun to be with. she's a good listener juga. she can make you ROAR. i don't exactly know what i'm saying but i love her!

sigh, don't you just love them?

RQ(:

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

YOU IS MISSING ME!
AND I IS BACK!
AGAIN!

:D

The princess has not yet found her chinese prince charming!
that is why she are not post post anything in she blog.
plus, she is not in the mood for it ;)

okay, first things first.
i went to Japan last week, to find my chinese prince charming :D
aiyo, to me, korean japanese, all the same what.
they all have that sexy sepet eyes which me likey like.

okay okay okay, here.
if you wanna be my boyfriend, but can't because you have that big eyes which i dont like, you go and get your eyes done, okay veveh?
but if you have big sparkly eyes, then that's okay lah.
at least i can treat you like a cat or whatever.

aiyooo, still got my qualifying exam lah.
can't do anything.
must study.
if not, got giant downstairs nanti kasih ketuk di kepala, benjul, mati, siapa nak buat doa tahlil, kan?

i realized the two recent posts are so blooooody boring.
you wanna know why?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE "THE MOOD" FOR POSTING SOMETHING THAT TIME.
but it was my birthday, so i have to post something to tell you that i just turned 15, right?
i don't want you to think that i'm 14, FOREVER.
i mean, i like being old.
OLD IS FUN (y)
that is why you must have "that feeling" when you wanna post something, you know.
that feeling that makes you wanna express you inner....thigh? hahaha, that's the first word that popped into my mind.

sakit otak ku eh.




RQ(:


oh yeah, about me, going to japan, i made that all up ;)
LOVE YOU, LEE ;)
(oh, maybe that was a sign. maybe my chinese prince charming's last name is Lee)

oh well.
love you, loser!



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(or maybe not :|)




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(this is for real)



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( or maybe not :p )

okay okay okaaaay, i go now!




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