I CAN MAKE TURTLES FLY

The familia!

2010-02-20T00:55:00.000-08:00

HELLO! :D

how are you today? i am fine thank you. are you fine thank you? yes i am fine thank you.

okay thank you.

yes, hello. i am back people! aren't you excited? what's that? very? oh, thank you naman hah.

today, i is gonna tell you about my heart. yes, my heart will go on. and on.

i have a very inda-berakal sister and now i want to prove why she's like that and where'd she get it from. inda berakalnya punya example:-

SEEKOR KAKA DAN ADEK NOI NYA:

adek: ka, darah nifas ani darah apakan? bila ia keluar kan?

kaka: *memikir dengan sekuat hati dan jiwa raga* dia pun tersenyum* masa kau bernafas :D

kadang kadang, aku berfikir kaka ku ani inda berakal oh. eh, scratch that, selalu lah aku pikir ia inda berakal.

SEEKOR NENEKBOY DAN CUCUNYA, SHADEK:

once a upon a time, there was a girl named adek. she was watching tv when suddenly her nenekboy called,

nenek: eh ade! (silent K)

adek: apa nek?

nenek: hidung mu ani bah, mau di kasi inject tu. kasi mancung.

adek: NENEKKKKKKK EHHHHH!

*aunty bom datang* (aunty bom orang thailand, bini uncle jeff)

nenek: eh, bom. how much if hidung kasi inject di sana? $500 kah?

aunty bom: *banggang* ah, no no. cheaper.

adek: NEKKKK EHHHHH :(

(nini ku mau lanja aku kasih batang di hidung ku tapi malangnya, ianya berdosa besar :| )

and now i know where kaka got it from.

SEEKOR ADEK DAN KAKA NYA LAGI SATU, SABIN :

pada suatu hari, terdapat tiga sang adik-beradik sedang bermain. mereka bermain doktor-doktor dan sedang berseronok. pada satu pagi, adik kepada sabin belakon menjadi pesakit dan sabin, kakanya, belakon menjadi doktor kepada pesakit itu. pada masa itu, kaka hanya belakon menjadi sekedar jururawat sahaja. Dr. Sabin ingin menjalani CPR kepada pesakit ini. dia menutup hidung pesakit itu dan membuka mulut pesakit itu. dengan itu, dia meniup angin ke dalam mulut pesakit itu, DAN SECARA TIBA-TIBA, pesakit itu tersesak nafas dan menolak tangan doktor itu dari hidung nya.

Dr. Sabin: oiiiii, kenapaaaa?

pesakit: *panting* BAIE, BALUM KAU BARUS GIGI KAHHHHH?!?!?!

Dr. Sabin: balum. kenapa?

pesakit: BEBAAAU WAH MULUT MU AHHHHHHHHH!

kedua doktor dan jururawatnya pun tertawa dengan kuat.

(kaka punya inda-berakal ani contagious. terjangkit arah binibini ani. aku kesian kan anak nya nanti :|)

I BET KALAU SI NANAH JADI DOKTOR BANAR-BANAR WAH, MATI KALI SUDAH TU ORANG SAKIT NYA!

dan ternyata, orang pandai di antara ke 5 adik-beradik ini, kelemahannya ialah kebersihannya sendiri. dan paling mihir di antara 5 adik-beradik ini. kaka cakap mihir kami dua sama :| so aku assume, kedua aku lah. ke tiga kaka, pasal bilik nya macam kandang babi. ke empat abang kali, pasal dulu ia selalu lapas main bula ia inda mandi wah :| kali lah, atau aku tipu, aku inda ingat. ke 5 jimah, tapi bilik nya bau :|

SEEKOR BABAH DAN ANAKNYA YANG BONGSU:

ketika dalam perjalanan ke rumah.

adek: bah, siapa boss kan di DST yang atas sekali?

babah: babah lah. siapa lagi?

adek: bisai bisai wah bahhh.

babah: babahhh.

adek: kalau babah kenapa kerita babah ani dan baju babah cemani saja. nah nah nahhhh. laju wah bahhh, bisaibisai wah. siapaa?

babah: pasal atu bah tu, babah low-profile supaya inda kana culik. see, babah inda kana culik kan. yatah rumah kami pun dalam hutan.

adek: -.-

nenek boy ani babah si babah by the way.

SEEKOR IBU DAN ANAKNYA YANG BONGSU:

*this happened years ago

ketika dalan perjalanan bersama keluarga.

adek: ma, siapa boyfriend mama dulu?

ibu: mama mana ada boyfriend. kami dulu dulu mana berboyfriend. kami belajar, lapas atu di rumah kami buat chores sendiri sendiri. mana ada masa kan beboyfriend. bukan macam orang sekarang ani. dulu dulu, orang mana gauk macam kamu ani. *and then ia becerita panjangggg*

adek: (lapas habis ia bercerita, adek pun bertanya) kalau mama inda gauk, then cemana mama dapat babah?

*diam, batah berabis*

babah started to laugh. and then semua orang ketawa. and then mama pun ketawa, and then ia cubit babah.

adek=banggang.

but then again, i was a kid. i didn't know better. i admit i was stu uhhh....inda berakal. but then again, andang jua orang damit inda berakal :|

BUT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A 24-YEAR-OLD WOMAN HERE WHO STILL ACTS LIKE A KID!

she's gonna get married soooon, you know.

ya Allah, kenapa tah aku ada kaka cemani ani -.-

RQ(:

hey you! :)

2009-11-10T05:44:00.000-08:00

I, Rabiatul Qifli Ismawi, want to announce all of you, the readers of this blog, that i have already finished my o level exams and am a new Super Junior fan! haha, apakan. loser aku ani eh! :p

and now, Rabiatul Ismawi is ready to entertain you and give everything she's got!

okay, let's see.

i just wanna tell you that umm, i already have the pictures of amalina shahfizah with her Sandara Park eye make up and am gonna upload it. and i have to admit it, it looks GORGEOUS on her! but that's just because she knows how to put on the false eyelashes. i mean, i would look just as gorgeous as she is, if i know how to put them on. hahaha, shit. in denial jua aku atu udah :p awuuu, lawa tah kau tu :| hmmft. hahaha :p

but the pictures are in her laptop and she's not staying here for to night, so i'll just upload it when she gets here.

BUT, just to make it more fun, i want ten of you to say "TURTLES ARE GORGEOUS!" and if you're kind enough, you can add "like you" at the back of it :p GAHAHAHA! one message for each person. please dont lie, tuhan marah karang, thunderstorm, baru kau tau. i mean, it's not that hard! i just need the ten of you! AND OH, PLEASE DO INCLUDE YOUR NAME (your real name please)! THAAAANKS! and if by next week, i only see less than 10 people, I WILL NOT, AND I REPEAT, WILL NOT, UPLOAD THEM! hehehe, i is fun. i is know :p so please, feel free to BOGAAAAY!

I'M SURE YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT! ;D

and oh, one more thing, I LOVE THIS SONG! ;)

RQ(:

Sandara Park's eye make up :)

2009-10-27T08:26:00.000-07:00

*oh wait, my father's birthday was supposed to be on the 20th. darn it!*

okay. it all started when Amalina Shahfizah went to sleep early and here i am, BORED!

so i checked out some cool videos on youtube, and i found this :)

so i stole my sister's make up and for your information, i dont usually wear make up. i only wear them when im bored or when i really need them to cover up some blemish. but it usually depends on my mood. if i dont feel like it, then i'd leave them blemish uncovered ;) hahaha.

so, here.

wait wait, haha.

(Amalina Shahfizah and her bantal busuk)

(hahahaha :DDD)

these pictures are for you, amalina shahfizah, for sleeping so damn early and for letting me feel like i dont have a life :p hahahaha.

heh, bidaaa. hey, jangan ucap bah! i mean, it looks great for a first-timer. it's just that, i have round eyes. nanti tah aku cuba arah Amalina Shahfizah ;) ah mal ah?

(i think kan, hidung ku biut wah :| haha)

hahahaha.

if you're a soprano singer, then im sure you look like this when you sing. macam Ning Baizura, hotz kaliah :p HAHAHA. macam Michael Jackson ada jua :p

tapi kan, i bet it'll look much more better with a pair of false eyelashes. sigh, nanti tah eh, kalau ku kawinnn. aku inda pandai pasang wah! :|

aku pakai webcam wah, yatah gambarnya punya quality inda lawa :|

(but the cool thing is that you cant see any of my zits and i just wanna clarify that i didnt use any blusher or foundation or whatever there is in my sister's toilet. i was just using her old liquid eyeliner and her brown eyeshadow. and some mascara ( (; )

if you're an emo shit, that you can smudge it a bit and turn your smile upside down.

like this!

hahahaha, enjoy doing it! :p

it's harder that i thought it would be.

serious shit!

RQ(:

HAPPY 54TH BIRTHDAY FATHER :)

2009-10-19T10:14:00.000-07:00

(si sabin, si mama, si jimah, si babah)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FATHER!

woaaah, so tua ah my dad. 54! and yet, all my friends thought he was my brother! he's old now, and i know he looks young but ia turun kan ketuhaannya arah ku! that's not fair you know! tapi inda papa lah. at least ia turun kan jerawat nya arah si kaka :p and my dad is not hairy like normal guys usually are. iatah hormones nya yang buat lelaki hairy, turun arah si jimah! hahahaha. but what i still dont get is si sabin. i think she's adopted or something. nada wah ia ada apapa dari si babah. or maybe she's more like mama. eh, inda tu eh. sah ni ia anak angkat!

okay then, love you father! and you too mother!

RQ(:

Have you watched it? have you? have you? huh? huh?

2009-10-19T07:23:00.000-07:00

You know what's funny. i totally forgot i have a blog :|

which means, i now have a life :D FINALLY, after 15 years. but now im just bored.

(haha, i still cant believe im 15 :p)

(and people have started to guess that right :D)

(i mean, my age)

(they usually guessed it wrongly)

(like 18 or 17)

(the max that i've got was 21)

(it hurts, you know)

(sighh)

(i talk too much again)

(but that's what blogs are for, right?)

(no offense but i think people who have a blog, they dont have a life. but whatever. that was just my opinion)

OKAY OKAY, ENOUGH. MOVING ON.

i was gonna talk about some great and boring movies that i've just watched.

(haha, my o levels have already started. and here i am, writing this to you! heh. fyi, watching movies when you're gonna sit for your exams is not a bad idea. but

please, dont do this at home! i mean, if your parents are not around, then that's okay ;) okay im kidding, DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME, KIDS! DON'T! IF YOU ALREADY DID, THEN PREPARE TO BE DEAD)

but i guess i have to do a part two for this. that is, if im in the mood for it the next time im doing this which will be in 2 years time, maybe. haha, im kidding. but i just might cause ... i told you, i have a life to live now! :D heeeee

but too bad, im in the mood for telling you about ME now! yes me, you know you love me!

okay, let's start with this.

these last few days, i farted a lot (hey, i know it's disgusting. it's not like you've never farted before! haha) cause i ate a lot of yummy yummy durians. but then there .... wait wait, there it is again. hahaha (y)

what i was gonna say is that my fart doesn't smell. i really hope that it has a durian smell in it. baru best bau nya (y)

and i'm looking forward for my kaka to get married. aku mau baby!

but kaka cakap "eh, suruh mama lah."

"alahhh. karang aku inda jadi bongsu tia lagi. mana boleh cematu. bah, ka ah? :D"

"eh, antah kau eh. batah lagi ni ku kawin"

sigh. boring oh?

and oh, meet my newly born cousin!

AMALINA SHAHFIZAH :D

(shit, ayu cousin me ah! HAHAHA)

she's my new cousin. my uncle married her mom. and and and you know what, nanah cakap dorang romantic.

mama cakap "eh, dating masa kawin baru siok"

so im planning to date a nice guy but let him marry me first.

shit, karang perogol macam dalam newspaper ah, apa ku buat? :|

oh, whatever.

i just wanna be like them.

there's no harm in wanting to have a happy life, right?

SO OPRAH, MAKE IT HAPPEN!

DO YOUR MAGIC!

NOOOW!

********

(those were supposed to be the magic glitters :p)

RQ(:

Happy 16th birthday to the randomest girl i've ever known, Syazana Pisang!

2009-08-20T01:15:00.001-07:00

i mean, belated :| HEH. sorry wah :| aku tahu batah.

tapinya kau tua. kalau kau tua, kau masih cool kah macam aku?

pasalnya kalau inda, kau mana boleh jadi kawan ku :|

BANAR!

nah, k. aku bagi kau lalat saja!

QERT

eh, ni cool. hahaha.

aku tau, aku tau! aku nyanyikan untuk kau lah saja :D

kau mau lagu apa?

NAAAAH :D

i made this with love!

atu, i'll try not to spoil your day yang kemarin kemarin by saying things like 'your #@&!*%$%'s hot!' ;)

iYyoooou veveh voo!

HAVE A BLAST.

RQ(:

friends, oh i love them!

2009-08-14T20:04:00.000-07:00

GOD KNOWS HOW DANGEROUS I AM.

GOD KNOWS HOW I AM FREE TO DO ANYTHING (HAHA, FREE TAIE PALAT)

GOD KNOWS HOW...

wait, before i forget.

i umm..

darn it, i forgot :|

people i loveee, safwah. nazirah. syazana pisang. ika. ika lagi sebuting. wan qatrunadandada. diyana, my bitch. majeedah. rasyidah. reddddah. maley. and some unimportant people (L)

okay, let's talk about safwah first.

safwah's a nice bitch who loves to give more food to people which i love about her. she has big boobs and thin legs. which is so weird. like, imagine you have a big body with model-like legs. isn't that weird? well, i think it is. but that's what people like about her, because she has huge boobs (y) okay, let's just stop there before i get killed.

AND I LOVE HER!

okay next is, nazirah.

Nazirah has a really nice voice. she's a pelarian. she can run people! fast as a ghost. eh, ghost can run kah? okay, whatever. she's nice. she's one of those poklens :p hahaha. but i still love her! she's a good poklen 0:) hahaha. don't kill me okay?

LOVE YOU!

next is syazana pisang.

the reason why i call her pisang is because, once upon a time, she prank-called someone and she was like singing "my name is syazana, it rhymes with banana" and then she hung up. get this straight, SHE'S EXTREMELY WEIRD! and she has turned from a nerd to a hottie. you know, like one of those movies. she belum berakal (y) hahaha, she has a one really hot (insert a word that only she and i know) ;) she gave me jelly beans as a present! and a weird bracelet. binibini ani random berabis!

AND I LOVE HER!

next is ika musa.

ika musa, a biawak. has curly hair. god, it would be really weird if a lizard has curly hair. a photocopy of her papa. they really look alike :| she's a smarty hottie. a friend who i can kill without being scolded (y) believe me, she was crazy until i left her with them dorks (i'm not sure who they are but THEY CHANGED HER INTO A WHOLE NEW PERSON) but she's still a bimbo :| she then becomes a nice girl which i still don't get why. but whatever lah,

I STILL LOVE HER ;)

next is ika ishak.

she can really crack me up. she's fun to be with. she's pretty. she's energetic. she's that girl who likes trees and animals :| especially reptiles. god, she is a weird child :| and oh, she's a pelarian also. she can run 1 kilometre non-stop. but then she has to like, hold the side of her tummy because you know, when you run really fast and the side of your tummy starts to get hurt, and you just have to stop running. but for her, NO STOPPING. she just holds it until the end of the race. shit? i know right. and the main reason why i like sitting beside her is, she gave me an answer for a question even though i didn't ask for one :|

sigh, i love her!

next is wan qatrunada.

wan, a girl who has a name which i really don't know how to spell :|

she looks so arabic :| well, she is "orang arab" but then yeaaah. haha. there are many people in brunei who have 'Wan' in their names, and believe me, all of them are her cousins :| it's pretty cool though. she's pretty. SHE'S REALLY FRIENDLY! one time, my sister, wan knows her through pictures in my facebook, and then wan saw her at the mall. she was like "Hai ziemahhh", but then ziemah didn't know her that time. hahah, si ziemah banggang (y) i like the fact that she's friendly ;)

AND I LOVE HER!

next is diyana.

diyana, the bitch. no, she's not some kind of a bitch, she's my bitch. she, who has a body that i really adore. i wish i have her body. a strange girl who screams as loud as she can if someone poked her. wait no, she screams before she's being poked. strange right? she has some kind of waves that comes out from her body that can detect someone's finger before she's being poked. maybe, jackie chan has it too. or maybe not.

hee, love her!

okay, i going to make this really brief cause i'm getting bored with it.

majeedah.

a hard working girl who i can't really describe cause she and i don't get along these days. i don't know why. maybe because there's exam going on, and she can get really scary when it comes to exams :| she'll be all stressed out and get mad to all people around her. but nevermind that, i still love her!

rasyidah.

haha, a friend who i can get answers from. she's nice. extremely nice! a really smart girl. i love her!

redddah.

THIS GIRL IS NICE TOO! believe me, even though you slapped her, she'll still be nice as ever. hahaha, kan reddah? :p she's a good listener too. I LOOOOOVE HER!

maley.

hahaha, she's fun to be with. she's a good listener juga. she can make you ROAR. i don't exactly know what i'm saying but i love her!

sigh, don't you just love them?

RQ(:

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

2009-08-04T04:49:00.000-07:00

YOU IS MISSING ME!
AND I IS BACK!
AGAIN!

:D

The princess has not yet found her chinese prince charming!
that is why she are not post post anything in she blog.
plus, she is not in the mood for it ;)

okay, first things first.
i went to Japan last week, to find my chinese prince charming :D
aiyo, to me, korean japanese, all the same what.
they all have that sexy sepet eyes which me likey like.

okay okay okay, here.
if you wanna be my boyfriend, but can't because you have that big eyes which i dont like, you go and get your eyes done, okay veveh?
but if you have big sparkly eyes, then that's okay lah.
at least i can treat you like a cat or whatever.

aiyooo, still got my qualifying exam lah.
can't do anything.
must study.
if not, got giant downstairs nanti kasih ketuk di kepala, benjul, mati, siapa nak buat doa tahlil, kan?

i realized the two recent posts are so blooooody boring.
you wanna know why?
BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE "THE MOOD" FOR POSTING SOMETHING THAT TIME.
but it was my birthday, so i have to post something to tell you that i just turned 15, right?
i don't want you to think that i'm 14, FOREVER.
i mean, i like being old.
OLD IS FUN (y)
that is why you must have "that feeling" when you wanna post something, you know.
that feeling that makes you wanna express you inner....thigh? hahaha, that's the first word that popped into my mind.

sakit otak ku eh.

RQ(:

oh yeah, about me, going to japan, i made that all up ;)
LOVE YOU, LEE ;)
(oh, maybe that was a sign. maybe my chinese prince charming's last name is Lee)

oh well.
love you, loser!

RQ(:

(or maybe not :|)

RQ(:
(this is for real)

RQ(:
( or maybe not :p )

okay okay okaaaay, i go now!

RQ(:

Happy Birthday to aku yang cantikkkkk.

2009-07-06T08:11:00.002-07:00

Ahhhh, just like the old days.
Being old feels great!
I'm 15 now!
I'm glowing!
SEE
....
= :D =
'''''
eh, aku glow wah tu!
i spent hours waiting for the date.
waiting for THE DATE that reads 6th of july!
spent hours looking at myself in the mirror in Sabin's room.
while doing that, I annoyed people that I love, of course.
we must. if not, that is not what we call LOVE.
(nanti aku bagi tips ah. cemana buat orang sayang kau. gila, expert kali aku ani ah. kau saja inda tau. banar banar banar, inda menyasal ni bekawan sama aku ah)

this is it!
just 3 more years, i'm gonna have my own car.
eh, salah. curi kerita si kaka (y)
mencuri ani macam love lah jua cematu.
we have our own family tradition.
love means stealing, having fun, being annoying and...that is all i can think of.

okay, hello. no talk talk about love or turtles or whatever. this is me time, remember?
me is what we call awesome.
I, Rabiatul Ismawi has spent her all life being awesome.
I, Rabiatul Qifli has spent her 15 years being the awesome-est person you've ever known.
don't you think so, people?
well, i do!
I DO I DO I DO I DOOOO!

On my next post, i will show you my beautiful beautiful presents.
semua orang broke this month, so yeah.
my present kana bagi next month (y)
inda apalah.
at least aku kaya barang next month (y)

ani menunggu si rusdi balik saja, membawa cina dari sana. ah rusdi?

hahaha, Arip gave me some wonderful wonderful presents via kaka and i was so happy,
i screeched! GAHAHA.
AKU SUKAAA :)
thank you exboyfriend! hahaha.

and then there was my present from Suryana.
aku suka jua :D
that was my first present tadi kat sekolah.
ehh, suka nye ;)
thank you Sur sayang!
hahaha.

and Maley cakap ia lanja sushi (y)
sigh, aku mau salmon asparagus!
fish fish fish, here i come you bloody yumm yumm!
(baru jua aku makan kemarin :s)

you know what, i always celebrate my birthday with shabang Reza.
tapi ani ia jauh di rantauan.
abang punya birthday is tomorrow.
jadi, kami selalu celebrate birthday on the 7th.
on the 6th, the birthday girl makan maggi saja di rumah
(kalau otak saya tidak rosak, ianya hanya berlaku, sekali saja).
but today, it's like Deja Vu.
but then hari ani instantnya nyaman sikit.
i had buttermilk chicken for my break kat sekolah.
and then i had nasi sama ayam kurma sama ayam masala dan pita bread for lunch kat rumah.
and then i had indomee sama popcorn chicken for dinner.
sama garlic bread. sama instant pasta.
nyamaaan jua lah, sadang.

I'm not celebrating my birthday this year. i mean, it's not a big one this year.
i told you, everyone's broke this month.
so, kita pergi party next year ;)
MY SWEET SWEET 16!
emmm, manith.

last year, aku inda kesiukkan birthday ku.
cause i sprained my ankle (i do not know where ankles are located. but i know its a part of my feet. or leg. or whatever. kaki wah kaki!) masa main bouncer masa petang.
it was huge i tell you.
bangkak ah.
tapi aku takut ke hospital.
masa birthday, aku timpang (y)
so, i didnt get to play it sampai aku gila :(
but then again, it was kinda fun though.
with all the money, the pressies.
atu pulang saja.
but yeah, whatever.
malamnya siuk :D sama cousins and nyanyi nyanyi.
bernyanyi itu adalah satu kesiukkan.
like hello, i'm so gonna be like
the next Michael Jackson!
HAHA, aku suka MJ :)
lapas ia mati pulang.
but i would've liked him if i saw his concerts and listened to his songs before he died.
it was REALLY GGGGGREAT!
like Hafizuddin Jaya said "too bad we were too young when he did the concert. kalau inda, rock on too".
BANAR! kalau ada concert nada aku, mana rock!
sigh, he was hot when he was black :)
Rest in peace Michael Jackson!

LET'S CELEBRATE THE ME TIME TOGETHER!

Happy Birthday aku!
aku happy birthday!
aku lawa,
kau bida,
Happy birthday aku!

HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY PRINCESS
RABIATULQILFLI ISMAWI!

(will upload some pics nanti, okau baby boo?)

RQ(:

Orang inda pintar.

2009-06-22T20:28:00.000-07:00

As for people who don't understand my candy post,

firstly, i will kill you,

and secondly, i'll explain it to you fairly.

okay baby boo?

THIS GOES TO ORANG ORANG YANG INDA PINTAR MACAM SI ACHI (NISHKA).

(inda pahampaham. bisai tah tu menyusah kan me atu? ah? INDA SENONOOOOH)

okay, lets start here.

Once upon a time, there was a princess named RabiatulQifli. She was so fucked up (nyahahaha, buleh pakai bad words arah blog ani (y) kalau arah compo, paloi ah. kana marah :s ) and when she's all fucked up, she eats (I GAINED FIVE KILOS BABY! sama double chin :( and then masatu kami main gambar gambar, badan ku macam mama mama baru beranak :( kesian jua sudah tu. ) a lot. and i repeat, A LOT! (aku tipu pulang banarnya. kalau aku stress, aku mana makan. aku menyanyi saja. tapi aku buat cematu lah saja, to make it intelesting. hmmm (; i was just craving for sweets okaaaay! )

On one blistering hot day, she was craving for frosty, sugary treats. she googled sweets, and this picture came out of nowhere.

and then i was wondering why Nerds and that necklace sweet thingy are not being sold in Brunei anymore.

i still remember my dream when i was a kid. i wanted to be rich and buy all kinds of yummy sweets (cough* and fish :\ eh, fish ani nyaman kaliah. yang basar (y) yumm..). i mean, if i were rich, i don't wanna get some nose done, just because i don't have any nose bridge. so what, if i don't have any nose bridge, i can always apply some make up for that.

These days, nothing is impossible, baby.

apply some make up, and you can be a superstar! ;)

ahhh, yatabah. cerita ku ah. jangan interrupt wah.

nah, lupa tah ku nah, apa tadi? :|

AHH,

and then i was being emo because i can't own them anymore. i have to go to mana tu chah? singapore, to buy and own them. i mean, who would want to go out from the country just to buy some sweets? pay hundreds for the ride and just pay 3 or 5 dollars for the sweets,

i say NO NO NO!

baik pulang ku bali ikan saja.

eh, aku mau fishing :(

iatah aku jadi emo wah chie, pasal aku inda dapat gula gula wah. inda you faham kah me ani lagi? AHHH? bah, sampai di sini saja hubangan kita, gatal sudah hidung me ni. bah, ASSALAMUALAIKUM! kirim salam saja mama mu lai ah!

RQ(:

URGENT!

2009-06-06T05:15:00.000-07:00

you know what makes me tired?

pissed off?

fucked up?

waiting.

yes, im tired of waiting, believe that it will come to me

again just like a fairy who wants to help her Cinderella.

but i think, wait no, im sure that it won't come to me ever again.

god, the way you look at me.

the way i was drooling over you.

it's all gone now.

no more.

i wish that you can be here with me whenever i need you.

be there when i'm down, sick, upset, mad!

just be there for me, everyday. every night. every minute. every second.

you know what, every time i touch you, i feel like you're the only one that can make my heart go BOM...BOM...BOM...

you made me fall in love all over again.

oh, you dont know how much it hurts.

my stomach would implode, clenching in on itself until it was a tight, solid ball of pain.

i just can't get enough of you.

you're the only one that can make my lifeless life, colourful again.

i worked hard, 24 hours, just to get you back.

i've tried hard to find you, but you're not there.

please, come back.

i'll make you happy again.

i promise.

people live and die, left their love ones back in this cruel world.

child abuse? that's not an answer.

revenge? no, not that.

if you just give me what i want, give me love and happiness that

i have enjoyed when i was just a kid. give everything back to me the way it was.

i wouldn't have to do this.

I'm seeking for help from you guys who have seen this post.

please, help me.

WANTED

please, if you found any of this candy, please call me. go and get my number from people who have my number.

This is an emergency!

[Eventhough it doesn't show, but i'm fucked up right now.

my head has been killing me for the past 3 days.

and did i mention i'm an emotional eater?

that's why i need them ASAP ;) hee]

RQ(:

[: the only one that can make me smile :] (: god i can't stop smiling :)

2009-05-29T03:04:00.000-07:00

YES, a video can make me laugh.

YES, a video can make me smile.

YES, M.A.A :D

oh my god, do you remember that advert?

yang yang kalau arah KL, lihat tv, ada that advert?

yang, 'YES, M.A.A (y)'

yang annoying ah, ingat??

nyeh, nevermind -_-

i wonder kalau ia ada masih.

so anyway, video time :D

i was watching mariedigby's singing video and there's this guy named David Choi came out of nowhere. and yes, ia nyanyi jua. awu, balikbalik jua aku melihat video ani. aku mecari orang nyanyi untuk nyanyi arah birthday party ku nanti bah.

from youtube ;)

haha, i wish.

do you know how bored my life is? god, you could never imagine.

wanna see some awesome videos i found?

Here.

WEIGHT (okaaaay, i was trying to say WAIT, but instead i typed, weight? weird)

so, i was gonna tell you about tadi. ada marching reheasal(spell?) kat sekolah, for the sports day tomorrow, and then aku ada sunburn :( sakit.

okay, here :D

THE GUY WHO ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY

THE TALENTED ONE

THE COOLEST EVER

I PRESENT YOU, 'THE' DAVID CHOI (y)

haha, lawa lagu nya? suara nya pun LAWA berabis.

and then i found this,

EHHH, lihat sampai abis wah :\

mula mula boring pulang, lihat masa 1.31 (y)

and then i thought ia ada facebook, pasal ia ada kasi link, but then its like a fan thingy. i mean, i dont usually add people i dont know.

except hotties who added me.

that, i can accept ;) HAHA.

i mean, yeah, whatever, i AM his fan after all.

so i jadi ia punya fan lah.

and then i found this video. ia suruh lihat (y)

CALI BERABIS. hahah.

HAHAHA, macam cerita kaling :D

tapi siuk jua tu, kalau sekiranya di sekolah, masa cikgu ajar dan student belajar, and then ada arah that speaker, main lagu. and then semua orang dance. sama lagi tu. and then kami keluar dari sekolah, berlari ke track and field, and then kami menari ramai ramai di sana.

SIUK JUA TU :\

if only i have the genie in that thingy. (oh, that rhymes :D )

all my wish will be granted.

all my dreams.

all my regrets.

OH GOD, how i wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.

8| wth, that came out again.

sorry.

i always say every word that came into my head.

i even, typed it as you can see :S

SIGH.

im watching the incredibles right now.

and it's 7.54pm.

hahaha, i love the incredibles.

i wish i can be them.

OH, AND MULAN TOO (y)

the guy's hot. what's his name again? i forgot.

bah yo, i wanna eat first. im hungry.

BYE BYE

enjoy the videos ;)

RQ(:

guys? don't get me started, part two.

2009-05-21T03:24:00.000-07:00

and so yeah, im back.

yesterday, i was video-browsing through youtube, and found this. haha, it's hilarious. well, at least i think it is :\

lihat sampai ke part five nya :D

he's totally true man! high five!

i love this guy. sigh.

moving on.

have you tried my "how to handle a guy" thingy?

cause i did that arah this guy (no, not that guy on that video lah), and it has been confirmed by doctors that he cannot produce any sperm anymore.

be SCARED guys, cause you can't mess with me.

or any of my girls.

okay, i lied.

i would never do that to guys.

im an angel, remember banana? :p

oh yeah, there was this news i read in the newspaper, saying that two cousins were raped by 9 guys. i mean, woohooo, that's just cruel man. what's worst is that 2 of the guys were their boyfriends.

i believe, the two girls (a 17 and 16 year-old) were having a double date and the guys (in their early 20s) picked them up at their house. and that, blah blah blah, the guys brought the two to a faraway place, and saw a monkey jumped out of a tree. and a big purple dinosaur who looked exactly like barney, danced together with his tiny friends.

obviously, i made that up.

sigh, i have no life man.

back to my story, ....faraway place, where they couldn't see anyone except their boyfriends' 7 friends, ready to take their action. and then

neeenet neeenet neeenet (eh, pelahan wah), POOOOW!

according to the news, the two were being forced by their boyfriends before that. and after the rape rape thingy, the two were abandoned. and then bsuknya dorang sadar, and then dorang ke police station. eh, kali lah. or i made that up.

oh well, happy stories end with a boring ending.

but i gotta admit, i feel sorry for them. and oh, the news even mentioned that the two girls are dropouts. haha, jahat. cubatah jangantah bagitau :\

sometimes i wonder, is killing an ant, a sin?

i mean, ants are annoying. and it's everywhere. what if, i accidently stepped on it? does that make me a sinner? :\

oh, i read another news yesterday, saying that a drunken mum, breast feed her baby right after she drank a half litre of alcohol. and guess what happened to the baby?

the baby gone crazy. he started to jump around and he's only four months old.

i lied, he died. i mean, kesian jua tu the baby. and the mum was jailed for a year for poisoning her own baby.

weird.

and oh, i love to read about swine flu. i wish i can find the cure for that.

and oh, this afternoon, i went to the hospital and ada check up untuk masuk ke hospital.

cool ah :D

we were given a cool sticker saying "diperiksa". and then lakat arah baju (y)

babah mau collect ah :D pasal cool. ia mau keluar hospital and then masuk balik every 5 minutes (y)

we're cool. it runs in the family. i no lie.

unlike syazana :\

*whispers* she's trying to be cool. pathetic? yes, i know right. (heee :D)

shit, i have homework to do. and i have to read for my geography june exam tomorrow. boring exam ani ehhh :(

bye, people. do love me, cause im loveable. HAHA.

shit, lame eh.

(oh. i forgot i posted two posts sudah this month. tapi inda papa lah (; )

ingat, sayang mama selalu ;)

RQ (:

RABIATUL QIFLI ISMAWI

Happy MOTHER'S day, mama :D

2009-05-09T20:11:00.000-07:00

kepada mama ku yang tersayang, saya ingin mengucapkan SELAMAT HARI GEMBIRA IBU ( :s )

apakan melayu nya ani? kajap eh aku google dulu.

SELAMAT HARI IBU, MOTHER.

daripada anak mu yang paling kana sayang dan juga tercantik daripada dorang semua. anakanda tahu bahawa mother sangat bersyukur mendapat anak macam anakanda ini kerana anakanda tahu bahawa semua mother punya anak, semuanya anak angkat kecuali anakanda sendiri. jadi anakanda ingin mengucapkan terima kasih untuk memberanakkan anakanda ke bumi yang indah ini.

so anyways, i just wanna say I LOVE YOU MOTHER! you're the best mother anyone could ever have and no one can replace you! i know i always disappoint you, but look at the bright side mom, you have the prettiest kid in the world, what more can you ask for :p

HAHAHA :D

SO, TO ALL MOTHERS, UMMM ATU, JANGANTAH HILANG KAN WEIGHT KAMU. BIAR TIA BAH BADAN KAMU CEMATU. HOT KALI MASIH AH.

BANAR, I NO LIE.

BUT MY MOM IS STILL THE HOTTEST!

like me, of course ;) HAHA-

LOVE YOU MOM! ;)

RQ(:

monkeys are hot (y)

2009-04-20T04:59:00.000-07:00

KAMU!

im planning to buy a hamster :D

EH, DONT YOU SAY NO TO ME! I KNOW I COULDNT TAKE CARE OF MY TURTLES AND FISHES. but HELLO! this is a hamster. its a mammal. like me. so it should be fine ;) cause i can take care of myself, which means i can take care of other mammals too (y)

the hamster is sooo CHEAP!

$5 saja wah yo! cool wah tu.

i wish monkeys are cheap. nyeh.

i wish i could date a monkey instead of a guy.

that'd be cool man! ;)

monkey is much more hotter than typical hot guys.

Syazananana Bananana mengatakan bahawa, 'men have square boobies.' ianya sangat betul!

HOW DID THEY DO IT! :\

awww, look at that. isn't Haji Xiao Chongching just gorgeous?

he's totally my type.

he's from taiwan. so it fits my taste just perfect ;)

haha, you've guessed it. he's my boyfriend.

ayahanda bonda, boleh kah anakanda mengahwininya? :D

bolehlah ah,ma bah? :D

where is the love people? where is the love?

there it isss!

*points to Haji Chongching

hey sayang, aHakZzZ ;)

god!

oh my god!

one more thing.

why are you guys typing words that DOES NOT even mean anything.

aHaKzZ? eHeXz? tOh? saMekOm?

HAVE YOUR TEACHER EVER TAUGHT YOU HOW TO SPELL?

OR ARE YOU JUST MAKING THAT UP SO THAT PEOPLE WOULD THINK YOU'RE A GENIUS? cause its just not cool man!

NOT COOL.

i tell you why,

BECAUSE

1. dont you feel tired typing words like that? you have to press, shift over and over again. SERIOUSLY MAN? inda ngalih kah? :\

2. people like me, DO NOT i repeat, DO NOT understand a word you're saying. (dulu, i thought eHeKzZ ani, orang gatal kan mengurat. rupanya ketawa tah udah tu :s )

3. it can give you a big letter F for your spelling test. SERIOUS SHIT. I NO LIE :\

hahaha, i remember, ada my friend, she was one of them. and then i said "eh, bida jua kau menulis ani eh. tulis bisai bisai wah. aku inda faham wah!"

"eh, lawa kaliah. style baru. kau apa, macam biasa ah. kuno"

"apa kuno ani kan? :p"

"haha, style lama wah"

"ohhhhh :p "

that was a long time ago. so i dont think she ingat :p so, aku buleh ucap lah ah? ;)

tapi kalau kau ingat, sorry :s

awu wah awu wah, aku bukannya mengucap wah. dulu pun i wrote my name cemani, BiTuL. but i did my name saja in poklish bukan semuaa. woooo! yang bida ;)

uuuu, POKLISH. i just made a word :| IM A GENIUS \(';')/

maybe my name will appear in the history textbook. "A girl who had discovered the new meaningful word for the wonderful world, RabiatulQifli Ismawi" but i will be dead by then :\

nyeh, no point lah if like that.

bah lai ah, kirim salam mama mu ;)

RQ(:

Fata'ah Azhim, happy birthday.

2009-04-01T01:31:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PATAH ;)

Hahaha, i can't believe you're 17 now. the last time i saw you was when you were 12. eh no, the second last (y) and i've known you for like what, 10 years :\ hahaha, you're old, man! but still, you're still like what Wan said, LAWA :p hahahaha. pretty guy is equal to gay, right? hahaha, you're gay (y) haha, nada wah :p

BUT I LIKE GAYS. they just, rock my world? :p hahahah. but seriously, gays are like so cool nowadays. they could be your bestfriend slash boyfriend, dont you think so? and they are super hot! like this pundan i saw, jenny, he's (or she :s) like so hot than normal girls :p like wow-wow hot! okay, i talk too much :\ this is suppose to be a birthday greeting. sorry patah.

okay, back to you. hahaha, like i said, you're lawa ;) seriously, hahah. so yeah, HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY BABE. what dyou want for you birthday, eh? ;)

ummm, this is a birthday song for you :\

i know this is weird, but i cant find a better video for your birthday. and this song is so LAWA. its about abortion pulang ( :\ ) but i really cant find a better video than this. hahaha, so yeaaah :p SORRY!!

Say no to ABORTION!

I WAS THINKING OF DATING A GUY WITH INJECTED BOOBS :)

COOL HUH?

RQ(:

Our choir kompotishion :)

2009-03-18T02:31:00.000-07:00

YAY, we got the 6th place for the finals :D

well at least banyak orang clap and "woooo" kami.

as in the lawa wooo.

as in, the wooo yang kalau orang suka, ia wooo.

wooo atu wah.

bukan wooo "bida jua eh, apakan dorang ani, lame, woooo!" apalah.

kami wooo yang "WOOOHOOO, GILA LAWA JUA."

yang atu wah.

you get what i mean?

ALL CREDIT GOES TO MR. SHAI OMARALI AND MS. GUZAIMAH :D

WOOOOOO! yang lawa ;)

THANK YOU SIR, CHER :D

i'll name my future kids after you guys lah as my gratitude to you both, ah sir? ah cher? HAHA.

Muhammad Putera Zshaileum Adawenru Kifli Bin Haji Xiao Chongching.

and yes, im planning to marry a chinese.

and no, his name is not gonna be chongching because...i mean, who would date a guy with a name like that, seriously :\

kesian wah tu anak ku, babahnya punya nama bida.

so yeah, Muhammad: i named it after Nabi Muhammad SAW, of course :D

Putera: entah, lawa jua tu nama putera. i like it. Putera Mikaeleum, uuuuuu~ im getting good.

Zshai: Sir Shai ;) with extra Z, i love the letter Z ;D

leum: it comes from the word petroleum. i mean, without petrol, brunei wouldn't be this rich. so, this is my appreciation to god for giving us oil for us to survive in this wonderful world of mine :) so, thank you god!

Adawenru: i dont know. it sounds chinese :\

Kifli: nama nenek boy saya. saya sayang nenek saya \('.')/ it's kinda a family name :) so yeah.

Nur Zsazsa Guzeima Adaweeleum Qifli Bte Haji Xiao Chongching

Nur: Cahaya :D EH, nama ku wah tu eh ..|.. mamam karang nenen you!

Zsazsa: i got that from this phillipine drama series. well, i think it's rad!

Guzeima: Teacher Guzaimah ;D

Adawee: my name, Adawiyah ;)

leum: petroleum.

Qifli: nenek ku hot! :D

so yeah, im planning to name my third child Muhammad Mikaeleum something something, but i'll think about it.

that's all for now then.

DON'T YOU DARE STEAL MY BABY'S NAME!

if you dare, im calling the police!

OUR CHOIR TEAM RULE!!

RQ(:

Chinese. turtles. and the things i love. or people :]

2009-02-23T06:08:00.000-08:00

eh, you know what? i actually cried when i watch this video. tapi aku inda pulang paham apa ia cakap. tapi aku nangis saja. pasal dorang hot :D and yes, im into chinese. cause they are so bloody hot! :D

kamu tau siapa aku miss? turtle ku. hahah. eh, did i mention they died? all of them :) si gorjus pasal ia sakit. inda makan. si arip tu punya pasal. nyahahah.

si hejo pasal ia lamas. antah, anty cakap ia lamas. turtle pandai lamas jua oh? i didn't know that. and oh, plus, kepalanya kan patah :\ masa ku bali, lehernya ada tulang tekeluar :\ eh, im not sure what it was pulang, tapi berijap kalau kepalanya terpatah. it'll be like, weird seeing turtles without their head.

eh, si sexy aku suka :D pasal ia hyper. ada one time wah, ia terjangkit penyakit si gorjus. ia inda makan. sama ia inda hyper lagi. and then aku kajut kan ia balik balik, and then ia inda beguyang. so basically, ia mati terkajut :\ plus ia sakit wah. sama jua nya. pelahan pelahan ia mati. seksa saja ia. baik tah dibunuh, kan? eh, bukannya aku bunuh wah! aku TERkajut kan ia, iatah, ia TERmati :\ so dont blame me.

and oh yeah, before i forget, makanan nya masih banyak ah. siapa ada turtle, aku bagi lah :D siapa mau? eh inda lah, aku jual lah. 10 cents per 10g lah saja. siapa mau? murah sajaaa. banaaar. di kadai mahal ah. banarr, aku inda tipuu.

eh, bau mulut turtle ku macam bau mulut si nanah :p sama si jimah kalau ia bangun tidur. bebau. gali ku bau nya. kadang kadang si jimah, kalau ia bangun kan aku, she'll be like "HAAA~" arah hidung ku. and it'll be like so bloody smelly and disguting sampai aku terbangun wah. barigali jua udah tu.

RUMAH KAMI ADA PENCURI :\ SERIOUS SHIT. pen ku wah selalu hilang. si kaka sama si nanah tu curi. si nanah kalau kan mencuri, ia cuba pen ku yang siuk, and then ia masukkan dalam sependetnya. barigali jua tuuu. kalau kedapatan "eee, bagas aku masukkan dalam sependet ku tu" !!!!!!! BARIGALI JUA TU. si kaka lagi tia, meminjam inda padai balikkan and then hilaaang. kalau inda hilang, rusak. baie wah tu.

eh, aku mana pernah lihat bapa kawan ku hot :\ pasal kalau aku compare kawan ku punya babah, sama babah ku, babah ku lagi handsome :\ banar. no offense though :p

umur babah ku 53. umur bapa kawan ku 40 plus. tapi babahnya macam babah babah biasa. yang you know, parut labu pakai seluar atas pusat. tuck in. yang cematu lah pokoknya. yang bisai usulnya jadi babah.

EH, ADA. babah kawan ku hot. masa aku primary. ada yang sign report. and then babah nya datang, hot berabis. tapi anak nya bida :p hahah. ingat ku masih tu nama lelaki ah. nama bapanya ali :p nama lelaki atu.... heh, inda eh :p pokoknya bapanya lagi hot lah pada anak nya :p

shit, homework ku aku lupa buat :\ i gtg. LOVES.

RQ(:

guys? don't get me started.

2009-02-22T05:27:00.000-08:00

i hate guys :)

no seriously shitty, i do hate guys.

do you know, half of the guys in this wonderful world of mine have a really HUGE ego?

okay, i just made that up,

but seriously,

guys, do you really have to win all the time?

sigh.. sometimes, i just don't understand guys.

they hurt innocent girls. girls leave them. they want them back. do all the shit like apologizing and saying shit like "give me a chance", "i'll change". they get back together. and the cycle repeats :)

ai nyaman, i just farted.

sometimes girls just got so tired and blame themselves over things that were never their fault.

trust me girls, i've been through all that shit already.

(eseh. staie aku ah. baru jua 14 umur ku. hahah :p )

girls, you cant just stand there and do nothing.

let me teach you how to handle a guy.

1. if he proposed to you, slap him.

2. if he said "i love you", you scream as loud as you can and tell everyone he raped you.

3. if he kissed you, you kick his balls till it ripped off.

4. umm.. i just can't think of a word

eh, three is enough bah, heh :D

yatabah, kawan kawan kaka kaka ku yang aku paling suka kawan si kaka :D kawan si jimah, some saja. kawan si nanah, nada :D semua kawan si nanah bitchy ah. inda pulang, few lah saja. si kudin lah saja ku suka :D yang lain bitchy :\

RQ(:

My randomness of love, WTH :p

2009-02-07T06:25:00.001-08:00

MY LIFE IS FULL OF HOMEWORKS THIS YEAR.

OH, how i really wish i was cinderella. or a fairy god-mother. i mean, to have one. not to be one. well, i can be one. but there must be another cinderella. my own cinderella, that is. and and i could make my own spell. yes yes, that'd be cool. bibidi babidiboo is too confusing. if i use the same spell and got confused with babi so much, i might end up saying different kinds of words and my cinderella might end up being pigs :\ but can the prince charming be mine? since cinderella's gonna be a pig, what more can i say.

But i like butterflies :) and elephants :D i even wrote a song about elephants. it's a nursery song pulang. you wanna hear it? :D

*me singing the elephant song*

Elephant in the sky,

is so bright when they smile,

it's just another reason to love youu.

uuuuu~

It's not done yet, but just by 3 lines, maybe i could make millions $)

i like woodang too :) i'm allergic to it though, but i can't resist eating it. i don't need drugs. nyummy woodang makes me high! or a lip plummer to make my lips big. just eat nyummy woodang, and i'm ready to be the next angelina jolie! ;D

and i have this thing about dogs being hit by a car. i love dogs but then i cant touch them. i have this thing called dog's waves of love. we love each other by waves ;) i no lie. i serious. VANAR :p dad just killed a dog and i feel sorry for it. BABAH KU SAYANG DOG JUA WAH. he wanted to bring him to the vet, but then the dog's already dead. plus, he said he don't know how. that's just an excuse for him to not say he's scared. sigh.. lelaki tah banar.

oi lelaki, suara mu lawa ;) suka ku mendangar.

he's hot ;D inda pulang hot. handsome saja lah :D his imperfect makes him just perfect ;)

so, that's it for now.
and oh, i loooove oranges yang sudah kana sembahyangkan oleh cina :) and kiwi. and crispy grapes. and lily. and babah. and mama. and kaki. and nanah. and jimah. and abang. and nenek. and friends. and oh, my barbie lunch box ;D and my barbie chopsticks, my barbie spoon, my barbie fork

AND

....................................... ;)

RQ(:

I IS BACK :)

2009-01-27T02:58:00.000-08:00

sigh..

im tired :( i've been busy lately.

and oh, last time, my brain didn't work for 1 freaking hour.

that was when i was having my extra class.

aku bepikir wah hari apa masatu for 7 minutes. atu pun salah :S hahaha, it was saturday, aku buat KHAMIS. atu pun in malay.

i didn't eat masa breaktime.

lapar wah me tu.

and otak ku rosak sekajap.

and thank god, two of the extra classes kana cancel.

tapi masih ada satu :(

after 12.30 saya membuat homework yang kan di hantar masa extra class, YANG INDA JUA KANA CHECK!!!! jubur jua tuuuu!

and then masa sudah siap, saya bersungguh-sungguh bersyukur kepada tuhan kerana homework saya siap sebelum teacher masuk.

after two spoons of buttermilk, the teacher came in :3

and all that was because of the yesterday's nya punya homework.

there were like more than 10 homeworks wah kana bagi.

seriously :\

if you're gonna ask me "kenapa inda buat kemarin nya?"

answer: SUDAH KU BUAT WAH. tapi it was too banyak for me to do all of them. so i was soo tired, i fell asleep :S i was doing all the homeworks arah katil. supaya aku boleh limpang kejap :D

eh wait, i did half the homeworks di bawah arah dining table at 5pm.

and for me, 5PM IS TOO EARLY FOR HOMEWORKS.

but too bad, i didn't get to siap kan all of them.

aku TERTIDUR pukul 11.18pm :D BANARR.

heh, awu wah, aku sengaja wah.

and there were 3 homeworks left.

tapi i was planning to go tidur for 30 minutes but then i never woke up.

heh, okaaay. i did. but then nyaman wah tidur ah, aku tidur lah tarus :D

SETS OF HOMEWORKS TO DO

chemistry: 3 sets.

biology: 1 set.

physics: 2 sets.

poa: 3 sets.

malay: 1 set.

english: 1 set.

maths: 1 set (atu pun BANYAK)

geo: 1 set.

shit maniguh kan?

banar jua tu, siapa jua inda sasak. asal kana bagi homework, kana suruh antar on saturday. bsuk nya lagi, kana bagi homework, saturday jua antar. siapa jua inda sasak.

if you're gonna ask me, "kenapa inda buat awal-awal?"

jawapan nya ialah..

JENG JENG JENG

kerana ianya tidak mungkin bagi saya, Nur Rabiatul Adawiyah Qifli Bte Haji Ismawi yang berumur 14 tahun, untuk membuat kerja rumah saya awal-awal kerana ianya didalam darah keluarga saya untuk membuat kerja-kerja yang dibagi, di akhir-akhir saat. bagi pihak keluarga saya, saya ingin meminta maaf untuk sikap ini, tetapi ianya diharamkan untuk semua pihak manusia untuk meminta kami mengubah sikap ini.

you wanna know why??

BECAUSE IT'S IN THE BLOOD, PEOPLE!

NO ONE CAN CHANGE OUR FAMILY'S TRADITION.

LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT!

RQ(:

SCHOOL IS BACK :) and happy new year!

2009-01-04T22:45:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :D

hahah, apakan. batah.

so, the new year celebration was fun.

we danced the pocopoco.

we played the pictionary, which we won ;D

the monopoly at nishka's, which i won ;D

handal wah kaka adek main board game atu.

i stay up all night watching desperate housewives till 9am and eventually fell asleep.

woke up at 12, and saw some roti kosong dan roti talor on the table and ate two of them sama curry :D

okay, this is boring. let's talk about something else. i dont need to tell every single detail of what i've been doing cause people just dont care.

okay, this is me, being sarcastic.

people do tell every single sh*t of themselves.

i know, blog is supposed to be a diary that are shown in the internet.

but you dont have to tell them every single of it.

like:

i woke up at 3 this morning cause i felt something was wrong. i dont know why but suddenly i felt like there was a liquid that was going to go out from my urethra. i put my slippers on and i wanted to run to the toilet but as i went out from my room, i saw me in the mirror. i smiled. i was practicing my smile in the mirror for 7 minutes. and then i realized i look like angelina jolie with no lips. but then my nose looked funny. okay, i lied. i look like a pig with black hair. i only thought of angelina jolie because im not straight. (i just told you im gay, but indirectly. but now im telling you directly.) and then i realized i wanted to pee so bad. and i cant stand it anymore, so i ran and switched on the light and read the doa before entering the toilet and peed a little in my panty and sat on the toilet bowl and peed as heavenly as i could. 5 minutes after i peed, i went to bed again and fell asleep.

and no, im not gay.

it just came to me, that's why i did that.

but you do see what i mean, right?

okay, that example is just wrong. that's not exactly my point but you know what i mean when i say every single BORING detail.

like : i slept at 2.43am with my boyfriend's shirt on and then i realized i had sex with him last night and he's next to me right now.

okay, i really need to learn how to explain.

im bad at explaining.

i failed my geography because of it.

and until now, after all the examples i gave, i still cant see what my point was.

okay, my point iss.........umm.......

OKAY, I GIVE UP! IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I MEAN, JUST....DONT! AND BE CLUELESS FOR THE REST OF YOUR BORING LIFE!

okay now, let's just talk about my life.

i have great friends and great famalia.

school reopens, and i miss my friends so much that i could kill them.

first day of school was okay.

well.. its a day when the teachers doesnt want to teach.

and oh, naz and i wrote a malay composition :D

i was bored so i stole naz's foolscape paper, or was it mine :S

so anyway, i wrote a composition about myself.

then naz came, and saw me writing it.

she took a peek at the topic.

then, she took my foolscape (now, i remember, it was mine ;D) paper and wrote about herself too.

when we were finished, we exchanged our paper.

she started to laugh at mine and i started to read her paper without any sound.

her malay is the bomb man.

seriously.

to tell you the truth, there were some part i didnt understand cause i dont even know what the word means.

there were some part that was funny, but not a "HAHAHAHA" funny, just a "haa~" funny.

when i finished reading them, i looked at her silently and said "eh naz, inda jua cali ni".

and she started laughing and said "hahahah, cali juaaa".

"manada cali kaliah".

she laughed again and stopped. "baie kau ani bitul eh. anak siapakan kau ani?".

"HAHAHAH, anak si mawih :D dan aku andang baie :D".

then we laughed.

then someone shushed us.

but we just dont care, bebeh.

okay, the composition goes like this...

SAYA

Nama saya Rabiatul Qifli. Nama penuh saya ialah Nur Rabiatul Adawiyah Qifli Bte Haji Ismawi. Saya, pada masa ini, berumur 14 tahun. Tahun 2009 ini, saya akan berumur 15 tahun. Saya bersekolah di Sekolah Menengah Pengiran Anak Puteri Hajah Masnah dalam menengah 5B. Sekolah itu berkain jingga dan beraju kurung putih. Tudung untuk penuntut menengah 1 hingga 2 ialah tudong planet telkong. Penuntut menengah 3 hingga 5 pula ialah tudung segi-empat berjahit. Kuku saya pada masa ini berwarna putih. Kadang-kadang dia mengeluarkan sejenis cecair berwarna merah, jikalau ianya terkapit dipintu kereta dan akan menjadi hitam. Kadang-kadang, ianya juga akan bertukar warna merah jikalau saya memakan kerupok Cheetos yang pedas dan lazat itu. Ianya juga boleh menjadi kuning, jikalau saya mengacau auntie memasak ayam yang berkunyit itu. Saya ada bulu. Bulu saya sikit sahaja. Tangan, jari dan kepala saya berbulu dan dibahagian yang lain-lain yang tidak boleh di katakan. Kadang-kadang saya malu jika orang melihat saya. Jadi, saya sudah meletakkan idea di kepala saya yang berbulu ini, untuk membeli banyak jubah yang seperti Harry Potter dan tudung hitam dan akan menutup kepala, mulut dan hidung saya dan menampakkan mata saya dan akan memberikan calak ataupun dikatakan "eyeliner" oleh orang putih dan penerang bulu-buluan yang ada di mata saya atau yang dikatakan "mascara" oleh orang putih dan akan memakai pelantik bulu-buluan yang disediakan di kedai. Sudah besar nanti saya akan mengahwini lelaki cina masuk Islam yang hot-hot belaka. Saya ingin menjadi alim dan hot seperti Aishah yang berlakon di Ayat-ayat Cinta. Aishah sebenarnya berparuh Indonesia Jawa dan berparuh dengan orang putih iaitu orang German. Dia orang Islam yang suka berparti-parti. Nama sebenarnya ialah Rianti Catwright yang berumur....saya tidak cukup ilmu pengetahuan tentang umurnya tetapi saya rasa umurnya baru 25 tahun. tetapi itu saya merasa saja, tidak tahu benar atau tidak.

SEKIAN.

RQ(:

Happy Birthday ma :)

2008-12-14T06:46:00.001-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, MOTHER :D

i know this is a little too late, but yeaaaaah :D
i love you, ibunda ku. eh, mama ku hot kaliah masa ia muda. jangan kamu. she was hotter than that bollywood girl, what's her name again? karena kapoor kah? ah, yatah udah tu :D banaaar, inda ku menipu. hahaha.
BAH, AKU SAYANG MAMA KU.

RQ(:

Happy birthday oh dear sister, Aziemah :)

2008-12-10T07:55:00.001-08:00

Eh, jimah. kau tua. tapi kirakan 17 atu inda jua tua tu. tua lagi boyfriend ku :| by, kau tua. kenapa semua orang tua ani kan? aku mau jadi tuaa. supaya aku inda kana ucap ketuahan. sigh.. tapi boring jua jadi tua ani oh? mati awal. tapi siuk jua tu, dapat lelaki tua, and then mati, ambil duit nyaa :D tapinya bida jua tu kalau aku pregnant, anak ku kesian, bapa nya tua. inda papa lah, kawin baru saja. and then cakap babah nya sebanarnya ia. and then kami live happily ever after. macam cinderella. eh, tapi aku mesti jadi miskin jua tu. payah jua hidup ani eh. inda fairy tale. boring.

okay, back to jimah. HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY. i hope you live a life :D since you dont have one. erm.. so, about the cardigan. kalau kau mau, jangan baie baie sama aku.

eh, kamu tau apaaa. si jimah wah kemarin. ia limpang di katil lihat ugly betty nya pakai ear piece. yatah macam diam berabis biliknya. and then aku keluarkan kasut nya. (ia karit barang, iatah ia simpan kasut nya dalam bilik) and then ia duduk tarus macam mayat bangun dari kubur, macam mengajut and then marah teriak teriak :| and then aku teriak balik. and then aku slam the door and marah. aku marah pasal aku tekajut ia teriak teriak :| macam palui jua tu. i mean, who would do that? what if aku ada heart problem. i might die with my tongue hanging out. shit wah tu.

sighh.. since ani birthday nya, i just want to say i forgive you for what you have done to me since you're my sister, and i know you're proud to be one.

nah present mu,

jadi tah, pada nada. eh, ani saja lah present mu? ah? jangan tah cardigan ah? i mean, gambar ani saja lah jadi present mu ah? inda jua ku broke this month. and ohyeah, im sorry i broke your camera :D and im sorry there's no picture for the family dinner today :D maaf kan lah daku duhai kakanda ku. dan aku akan sentiasa mencintaimu bagaikan mahligai di sebuah mimpi. (eh, apa mahligai ani kan? macam puteri kayangan atu kah?) hati ku tetap ada kamu. bah, kirim salam mama mu.

WAIT, I ALMOST FORGOT.

(this is her when she was a poklen)

HAPPY 17th BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY MONKEY, HAHA.

EH, I MEAN, AHAKZ ;D

(and this is her now, a wrestler that is)

NYAHAHAH!

RQ(:

Be part of the Qifli's

2008-12-07T10:11:00.000-08:00

VACANCY

Qualification:

Graduated from the University of Brunei Darussalam. note: sorry, but we can only accept people who graduated from this university ONLY.
Age from 20 to 37.
Language: only malay please. note: no, we cannot accept people who speak English or Tagalog because that will be hard for us to talk behind your back. I mean, in front of you so you can't understand what we're talking about :) and for Tagalog, in order for you to not laugh at us when we speak Tagalog, especially Aziemah.
Know how to handle a turtle. note: so that you can clean my turtle every single day. At least, two times a day. If your a vet, then that will be perfect.
The experience of being scolded. note: you'll know when you step into this house.
Know how to speak PROPERLY. note: do not mumble when you speak.
Appearance: do not look scary as you will give people in this house a heart attack and again, especially Aziemah.
MUST know how to write and not read. note: so you can do the shopping list by yourself without my help and must not know how to read as you will read story books behind our back without our permission while you're doing your work.
FRIENDLY. note: you can talk to us when you're bored. i won't eat you. we can talk about anything :D

Monthly payment: $250

if you really want this job just type your name, age and country in my chat box.

THANKS :)

and oh, before i forgot

Enjoy being our maid ;D

eh wait, i was wondering how you can read this thing since you dont know how to read and speak english.

i'll make a new rule lah,

YOU CAN'T READ ANYTHING OR SPEAK ANY LANGUAGE BESIDE MALAY BUT JUST PRETEND THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO READ THIS THING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

RQ(:

do we SERIOUSLY look the same?

2008-11-13T02:13:00.000-08:00

Hey, welcome to my show and your host for today is.....me :D of course. *cheers, yells and applauses* thank you thank you. today's special guest isssssss NURUL KHAIRUNISA KASSIMMMM! i know she's not that special (*coughs, nor pretty) for a guest but you could always lay your eyes on me throughout this show ;) so now, our topic for today is COMPARISON. some say we lookalike and only that time, the very first time in my life, i felt really hurt. i felt like i was betrayed. the word "lookalike" came right through me like a thunder. like i was being eaten by a tiger. a really really cute one, of course. ROAR. (oh, i always look sexy when i do that) nyuum..

so now, lets play a game. list all the things that makes us lookalike. well, at least one or two or three. aiyooo, it doesn't matter laaa. just tell me what makes us look the same and i'll tell you what the prize is after all the informations have been submitted to me. so, here's the picture, i hope you enjoy my beauty ;)

chicah dan binoy.

nurul dan qifli.

nisa and kaka adek nor :D

khai and wiyah.

i was wondering and still wondering, WHAT THE HELL IS IT THAT MAKES US LOOK THE SAME. and oh yeah, i know we look like we know each other but believe me, i dont really know her. i was just being friendly that time, sorry nishka. oh wait, whats your name again? okay whatever. you can submit your answer in the chat box, please :) thank you.

and so, see you at my next show and im sure you won't regret ;)

ROAR!

kepada saudari ku yang tercinta, minta maaf kalau ada terkasar bahasa. saudari minta maaf banyakbanyak. mogamoga saudari faham mengapa saya berkata begitu. p/s: i will still love you no matter what chah. hati ku ke hati mu.

RQ(:

Happy birthday ka :)

2008-11-12T00:52:00.000-08:00

(Ka, muka mu macam turtle ku :D)

Menemui kakanda Nazhatul Syima Qifli Haji Ismawi (bida jua nama mu ani ka) yang berada di Bokboksusu, Negara Brunei Darussalam.

Assalamualaikum kakanda,

Kakanda apa khabar? teman-teman kakanda pula macam mana? adinda dan keluarga di sini dalam kandungan sihat wala'afiat. adinda berharap kakanda dan teman-teman kakanda juga begitu.

Tujuan adinda untuk menulis surat ini ialah untuk mengucapkan selamat hari jadi yang ke 22 kepada kakanda. adinda bersyukur kerana mendapat kakak seperti kakanda ini. maklumlah, kakanda ini cantik sampai SESEORANG sanggup membayar SESEORANG YANG LAGI SATU $500 dan membuat muka SESEORANG YANG LAGI SATU itu hilang semua jerawatnya untuk memikat hati kakak pada masa itu. adinda betul-betul mahu menjadi sama seperti kakanda sudah besar nanti tetapi buanglah sikap pemalas dan mencuri SLEEVELESS ORANG itu.

Adinda berdoa supaya kakanda akan berubah sikap dan lebih berhati-hati dengan barang yang telah dicuri oleh kakanda itu. janganlah sampai hilang. Mencuri ini berdosa dan hukumnya adalah HARAM dan ianya tidak digalakkan oleh syarak mahupun, agama. adinda minta maaflah kerana menceramahi kakanda. mungkin kakanda tidak ada ilmu tentang mencuri, itu bolehlah jadi satu alasan kakanda mencuri barang adinda. adinda sarankan supaya kakanda berfikirlah dahulu sebelum membuat sesuatu perkara itu. (kan kamih ku eh :3)

Tetapi kakanda tetap.....yang selalu dikatakan oleh orang, THE BOOOMB. Semua adik-beradik kakanda di sini kekadangnya benci akan kakanda dan janganlah diambil kehati kerana didalam lubuk hati kami, yang didalam berabisss, kami akan selalu mencintai kakanda. Walauapapun yang terjadi, kakanda masih juga kakak kami.

Sampai di sini sajalah dulu adinda tulis. Kirimkan salam kepada kesemua teman-teman kakanda di sana. Saya berharap kakanda dapat membalas surat ini dan menyimpannya di dalam peti surat di luar rumah kita. walaupun kakanda tinggal sebumbung dengan adinda tetapi kakanda boleh berlakun yang adinda berada jauh dari kakanda, okey? adinda pergi membersihkan rumah kaca saudari sexy dahulu sebelum dia makan makanannya yang bernama 'sanyu turtle stick' untuk malam ini.

Sekian,

Wassalam,

Adindamu yang tercinta,

Nur Rabiatul Adawiyah Qifli Bte Hj Ismawi.

xoxo

RQ(:

The me time :)

2008-11-08T23:46:00.001-08:00

HEY :D i just made a blog and i dont know why. maybe i just wanna waste my time on this thing since my life is soooo damn boring.

ohyeah, yesterday SOMEONE bought me a turtle :D and wrote me a "love letter" on a post-it. emm, love letter. hahah. manis babi ah :p next time, ill tell you whats in the love letter ;) biar kau rip. hahah.

thanks for the turtle bitch ;) i've been wanting it since ika bought hers. it was so bloody cute man, seriously. tapi aku inda pandai pigang :| pasal aku takut aku tebuang ia and shellnya pacah :| and it'll be on the floor without any significant movement. just his green soft body with its blood (turtle ada darah kah?) everywhere without its shell :| so i decided not to pigang her. i mean, him.

god, how do people differentiate if a turtle is a guy or a girl. i looked in its shell, and all i see was its tail. there was no sign of a girl or a guy.

so anyway, i assumed that it was a guy. so i named him, MISTER SEXY IN GREEN :) but kaka wanted it to be SI ALAI HEJO.

babah : bali lah lagi satu atau dua kah supaya ia ada kawan. kesian ah, nada kawan.

mama : bali yang binibini satu, yang lelaki satu, supaya dapat talor.

so to be fair, im gonna name the other turtle SI ALAI HEJO :D ah ka?

eh, i better jot down its birth date. eh wait, aku inda tau :| alah, inda apalah, pakai date kemarin saja.

cubatah turtle ani pink, so it matches with my room. sighhh.. si sexy pandai main play dead. hahah. and ia boring pasal ia inda makan makanan yang ku bagi.

last time, i bought six fishes and now, they are all gone. they didnt even last a month. all i did was give them plenty of food to help them grow bigger. sigh.. poor peeeshies. if you read this up there in your own world of happiness, i just want to tell you that im sorry for giving you food. i know that i shouldn't give you any so you can die peacefully with your hungry tummy, if thats what you want. so goodbye asses. to tell you the truth, i didnt even like you cause you made my room smell. you and your shit. BOOO, I HATE YOU. i have a turtle now and i dont need you, you smelly little peeeshies.

sighh.. god, when do i want to stop this hatred? i mean, thats just the way they live, right? sigh, im sorry fish. im sorry for killing you or or insulting you. i truly am sorry. just give me one more chance (emmmm, HAHAH. siapa tu nah? :p). nadawah rip, aku sayang kau :D hahah.

you know when we say 'War is over if you want it', we mean that if everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, we'd have peace - John Legend. eh, salah, John Lennon. inda famous ah. aku pun inda tau siapa. macam, kenapa aku post ani lagi? eh, awu wah. pasal ikan ku. yeaaaah :D sorry little peeeshies. i love you love you love you :D

sooo, ladies and gentlemen, homos and bis, gays and straights. i now pronounce you husband and wife.

RQ :)